I just got back from the Bistro where Clayton let me host tonight's show for myself, Stevie P, Mikey Manker, Adam Lough and Clayton himself (that's the order in which we went up). I learned two things tonight: 1) I ramble too much on stage during extended sets, Clayton told me that, which is good as knowing is half the battle. 2) I hate watching Chapelle show with white people. The Bistro was showing season 2 of Chapelle Show (should Chapelle be possessive?, let me know). Anyway there were these hippy kids (with dred lochs and everything) repeating almost all of the punchlines. I swear if I hear another white person say that they are Rick James, I'll scream. While I'm at it, I better include the Austin Power movies, too. Just to be safe.
Anyway, the show was cool, I tried out some "new" jokes, like my "Run V. Swim", "Tredmill questions" "Onstar" bits and did some old jokes too to stretch the time. I had fun, and I made it back safely, which is almost a miracle considering how much it's snowing out right now.
But being wrong is right
So then you're good again
Which is the evilest thing of all
