Tonight I went up 12th (and last) at Laughs on the Landing. There was virtually no crowd when we started the show, but by the end we had a pretty decent group. Anyway, I did a bunch of "new" jokes, I talked about my dad's Global Positioning Satelite unit he has in his truck, I talked about my car, and how I want a Ferrari (old joke, but my favorite opener). I talked about how people keep telling me to grow hair, going to Walmart and some other stuff. I enjoyed my time, and did about six minutes. I cursed on stage, which is not cool; but I thought it would help 'capture' the emotion of the joke I was telling. It didn't.
Anyway, tomorrow may or may not be the show at the Double D lounge. I should probably call Nick Cusamano and look into it, but I might be lazy. I will go, however, if anyone reading this goes. Just call me. Chances are all 7 of you have my number.
I will survive, in my mach five,
In my mach five, I will survive.