I wasn't on the list tonight, but Scott threw me up anyway, you can watch my set on RooftopComedy.com. I was working on "new" jokes and some drunks talked through a bunch of my set, but I told them to shut up and I rolled through that mugg. Kevin Patterson fact-checked my Nascar billboard joke, and told me that Rusty Wallace retired last year and Kurt Busch is driving the 2-car. It's weird that a guy named Busch is driving a Miller car, shouldn't someone have caught that?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"