Tonight I was at Laughs on the Landing, and I got to go up first! I tried the jumping rope thing and it seemed to work because I had good energy on stage and had fun. I tried a new joke out that involves weird olf tv shows, and I'm excited about it because the premise revolves around people or characters who don't really exist, except in the world of my jokes. Like the twilight zone, or fight club...
I was watching Love Connection and this woman, Tara picked this creepy looking guy, Nick. I was like, come on, he looks like he's gonna kill somebody. But I guess things worked out because an hour later I saw the same couple on the Newly Wed Game. 45 minutes later they Divorce court, and then right before I went to bed, I saw Tara on Unsolved Mysteries. Robert Stack should really do his research; why don't they just check the freezer that Richard Dawson gave them? Seriously, Nick and Tara were an episode of Cops away from setting some sort of white trash record...
It needs some work, but I like it, and I haven't posted a joke in a while. Hey Glaser, what do you think?