In Lucy Titas news; I found out that they're a cover band (awesome <-sarcasm) and that apparently the members are the type of guys who ego search (google their own names). With that in mind...
The drummer's name (according to the website) is "Drumass". Obviously a very clever play on words combining drum and dumbass. I'm adding in a picture, check it out.
Jean shorts! Hell yeah, nothing says hard core rocking cover band like jean shorts. Everyone knows real drummers wear athletic (basketball) shorts. I can't complain that the guy's wearing a Guiness shirt, because Guiness is a classy beer, but in the picture where he's "drumming" he's still wearing a shirt. Everyone know's real drummers get too hot from all the drumming to wear shirts. Not that I'm upset he's not shirtless, I know someone will bring that up... Anyway, stay tuned for more slanderous comments about the tools from Lucy Titas. Don't forget to call one of their THREE Lucy Titas hotlines, "314-469-3763 or 314-346-0139 or in IL 618-792-5290". Apparently one of the guys doesn't have a phone or two of the guys live together. No last names are given, so I am as of yet unable to speculate if any of the Lucy Titas guys are related to each other. One can only hope, because it would be easier to isolate them from the gene pool. Microphone stealling jerks...
Give the party people something funky to listen to
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