Yesterday was Wehrenberg Theater's 100th anniversary, so some friends of from work and I went to see Silent Hill, Greg and I are big video game fans and like to support the industry and David just wanted to get drunk in a theater. Anyway it sold out, so we played movie line roulette and got tickets for the next movie showing. We had about a half an hour before showtime so they hit a gas station and got a 12pack of PBR and made it back in time for the movie (We saw Killer Diller. silly title, excellent movie). Anyway, afterwards, the two were pretty drunk and agreed to go to the Main Street Bistro. We got there and David had to finish a 24oz he got at the gas station and Greg and I went in to find that Stevie P brought pizza for the bar. Anyway, the Bistro filled out pretty nicely by showtime. Adam Lough hosted and Chris Teague, Mikey Manker, Clayton and Stevie all took the stage. Again (and this must be the comedy gods smiling upon me) I had a fun time. I was working on a new part to my chubby chaser line:
My friends make fun of me and say that I'm a chubby chaser. No I am not, they're just the only ones I can catch. It's like on the Discovery Channel; when hunting, Lions in Africa always go for the weakest slowest member of the heard. It's similar with me and dating; that's why I always end up with a Wildebeast.
Anyway, some "lady" took offense to that in the audience and started heckling me. She was like, "It's no wonder you're single" and I was like, "I know, it should be called celebate by popular demand". Anyway, somehow I got in a couple more jabs at her and was able to move through the rest of my set. I had a couple of off the cuff replies that were not my usual jokes, and it felt really exciting to be creative on stage. Usually my set is very scripted, but I've been feeling a lot more free on stage and I have to say I like it. My stage time lasted about 12 minutes, each of which was about a million times better than my set last week. Anyway Ms. Heckle-bad and her friend left during Clayton's set, and he shot a couple comments towards the door, which they either didn't ear or didn't understand. So I yelled "Clayton, don't they know we have free pizza?" They did hear and did not appreciate that. Real bid surprise there, I'm sure.
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face
you get sprung
( or )
Neck so thick she could eat a brick if it was made by Frito Lay
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