nice guys finish last

I was on stage tonight!!! I was scheduled to go up last, which I don't mind. I had the whole show to prepare (and watch the other comedians, of course). I psyched up myself by repeating the word "comedy" over and over again. For a while I was doing it to the rhythem of that piano song Chopsticks. I was also saying the phrase "Yodel Lady" really quickly. That one's harder and has pretty much nothing to do with comedy. Anyway I really feel I had good energy on stage, or at least I was excited. I did a new joke, and at one point said the word "ass" which bugs me a little. Anyway, at the request of Paul Harris' girlfriend I did the Tetris jokes and closed with my tampon tag. I was on stage for almost exactly four minutes. You can hear my set here.