Tuesday night was a pretty small crowd at the Funny Bone, and since we had quite a few comics, Matt had me light everyone a little early. As a result, I was only able to do about 3 minutes. I opened with my old Alzheimer's joke, because I thought of a new tag for it, and it did not go over very well at all. My new tag is "I really need 12 dollars", and some dude heckled "One for every year", to which I replied "Yeah, because I look like I'm twelve". I don't think my response made much sense, but neither did his heckle, and so I'd say we tied, or whatever. Unless you give me points for having the microphone or a sweet beard, then I totally win. But my third and fourth jokes (the one about the gay bar and the one about my gay friend) totally got the crowd on my side (I felt). I closed on a joke about my parents being stingy when I was a child. I'm pretty happy with the set because the last joke and the gay friend joke are hopefully going to turn into keepers, and that's super exciting.
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