I do not feel well at all; my nose is clogged and I have a cough that keeps coming up when there's nothing better to do. That might be why Al Canal put me up first at the Forum tonight. He also have me seven minutes, six of which I used. I would have gone a little longer, but I didn't want to do any of my "fat jokes" because there were some heavy-set women in the crowd. I won't miss the opportunity to say there were A LOT of women, and each one was A LOT of woman. Seriously that bachelorette party had the highest average weight I've ever seen. Anyway, my set was alright, being sick I didn't have a ton of energy, but I did make most of the crowd jump at my TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS joke. I tried all the new stuff I've been tooling with and even had some time to do my Advice-Math, and Dumped via Email jokes. All in all, I had a good time, but I had to get out a little after my set because I want to take some meds and have them kick in before I pass out. I have that bachelor party tomorrow, so no Laughs on the Landing, and the rehearsal and wedding are this weekend, which means I'll be hard pressed to go see Kevin Bozeman at the Bone. That guy cracks me up.
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