Wednesday, November 16, 2005

single serving monday

Bill Davis had already left, and I was putting on my coat and grabbing my stuff when about 5 people walked into the Bristo and apathetically demanded a show. Clayton let Jeff Wesselschmidt MC, and I went up next. About 6 or so minutes in, I started my TETRIS setup. I mentioned Sam's Club, and one of the audience members says he used to work at Sams. Thank you, God. "What did you do?" I asked. "Carts and cashiered". Praise Allah. As I said that cashiering was like playing Tetris, the guy alost doubled over, and as I ran through my list of in-bulk items; the guy was laughing and seemingly checking stuff off in his head. His entire table (and therefore the entire audience) was laughing, I think if I would have started with that joke, I would have had them for my entire set. I left shortly after that, as it was late, and sadly I missed Kyle's, And Faasen's and Clayton's sets.

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols,
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible.