Last night I wound up at Maggie O'Briens hoping to do my very first politcal joke ever. Instead, I learned that no one else had showed up (again) and the staff didn't know what was going on. Todd Shoemacher showed up and we talked shop for a bit at the bar, but around 9:30 we split. (I made it home in time for Futurama, it was the episode where Hermes is sent to a resort/slave labor planet and Fry has an affair with a bureaucrat who steals Bender's brain).
"I am Bender, Baby! Please Insert Liquor!"