microphones and microwaves

Last night I tried some new material at the Funny Bone. Last night's material was very full of fat jokes, which kind of struck me by surprise, especially since I wrote the jokes. Kevin Patterson went on before me. Kevin and Keith Cissell usually run the light (ok, candle) that  lets comics know when their time is almost up. Since Keith Cissell was MC-ing, and I wasn't paying attention to time, when Kevin got off of stange I wasn't prepared to start my video camera. So unfortunately for me, I have no video of last night. I wanted to see what I looked like holding the microphone instead of leaving it in the stand like I usually do. I had a good time and went home to eat Chef Boyardi out of my NEW MICROWAVE. Should the title of this one be 2" microphones and a microwave"? That would definately be "where it's at"...