I got bored while mowing my sister's yard today... that can get dangerous. Maxim magazine used to pit one person or thing against another, and for some reason, Pee Wee Herman and Ernest P Worley popped into my head. I don't know why... but let the battle begin.
| Pee Wee Vs. Ernest |
Catagory | Pee Wee | Ernest | Winner | | | Movies | Two | Too many | Ernest? | |
| Good Movies | One | One | Pee Wee? | |
| Real Name | Paul Reubans | Jim Varney | tie | |
| sidekick | Cowboy Curtis(Lawrence Fishburne) | Vern? | Pee Wee | |
| Fav. Food | Mr. T Cereal | Eggs Erroneus | Ernest | |
| Wardrobe | suit+red bow tie | jeans and a hat | comfort: Ernest style:Pee Wee | |
| Mortal Coil | Intact | Shuffled off | Pee Wee | |
| Sat. Morning TV Show | Yes | Yes | tie | |
| Transportation | red bike | golf cart | Pee Wee | |
| Posse | bikers | campers | Pee Wee |
I didn't take into account that blade, stone, shaft thing that Ernest does, but with Morpeus and a gang of bikers in his corner, Pee Wee clearly has the upper hand